It’s all my fault

I know it is

The sun didn’t shine

The shoes didn’t fit

I started to whine

It rained for a bit

It’s all my fault

Of course it is

The man was rude

The roads were busy

The crowds were huge

They made me dizzy

It’s all my fault

It has to be

Went looking for presents

And nearly bought cotton

You wanted the satin

Came back with nothing

It’s all my fault

It got to be

There’s no-one else

It must be me

And here’s what stinks

The more I say it

The more I think

I do believe it