You Are Not A Morning Person

it isn’t a thing, you know

morning person

it isn’t a thing

you never hear someone say

i’m an evening person

or an afternoon person

or a middle of the night person

so there’s no such thing

as a morning person

the only thing a morning person is

is an excuse

a way to get away with being

nasty

unpleasant

selfish

rude

you are not a morning person

i know that

so don’t be one